• Howard: There's only one thing left I want you to do. Don't worry, it's an easy one- give me a compliment.
  • Sheldon: Fine. You have tiny hands.
  • Howard: No, about my job. I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.
  • Sheldon: Well you're obviously good at what you do.
  • Howard: Then why are you always ripping on me?
  • Sheldon: Ah. I understand the confusion. I've never said you are not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
  • Leonard: It's nicer than anything he's ever said to me. I'd take it and run.